darthmater:

Jesus you gotta tell me what fabric softener you use

a picture of my ex (most likely drunk) who cheated on me :)

a picture of my ex (most likely drunk) who cheated on me :)

rngay:

padnote:

I hope the usa saved before shutting down

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NO ALL THESE TEXTS FROM MY EX ARE STILL ON THIS BLOG WHY DID I FKIN COME HERE

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

neither:

If the United States government can give up so can I

OH DAMN GETTIN RETRO ON US
LOL I was just like “hey I wonder if people actually still follow my shit blog rofl” and yeah

this blog is so gay lmao

strugglingtobeheard:

collegehumor:

Somewhere in the Dominican Republic, J-Lo and Obama Are Married
We’re still- We’re still Jenny and Barack.


wtf?lmao this is too much!!!!

strugglingtobeheard:

collegehumor:

Somewhere in the Dominican Republic, J-Lo and Obama Are Married

We’re still- We’re still Jenny and Barack.

wtf?lmao this is too much!!!!

REBLOG THIS IF YOU HAVE NEVER HAD A VALENTINE.

spacelessity:

2 reasons Fall Out Boy is incredible.

1) When their label told them to shorten the titles of their songs, they did… by taking out all of the vowels and shortening a song title to “Thnks fr th Mmrs.”

2) They have a song titled “Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song so We Wouldn’t Get Sued.”